You might be a redneck witch if...

-you use the rebel flag as the altar cloth.

-your pentacle is eched into a 57 chevy hubcap.

-your call to the god and goddess is "HEY y'all looky here!"

-you refer to the god as Bubba.

-calling down the moon hears like "get your butt down here right
now."

-enacting the great rite is a family thing.

-your chalice is an old mayo jar.

-you don't use candles because tiki torches are so much easier to
see.

-your altar is propped up on cinder blocks.

-skyclad is your normal attire around the house.